Potentially NSFW is an understatement.
Anything within (( )) is considered OOC.
→ L4D(2) fan character property of Nanuka
bengalhunterz asked: So how did u become infected?
My story is not your average run-of-the-mill, “oh I got bit, scratched, attacked!”. As a matter of fact, I got it from making out with my ex-girlfriend. Explained here. She got it from…someone? else, and I ended up with a diluted strain. I’d never think to say I’m thankful, but at least I’m not some brainless monster. For now.
((I spent 95% of my time drawing the stubble on this one. And HOORAY I’ve been waiting for a chance to draw his tongue stud for ages. Haha.))
Anonymous asked: When's your birthday?
((5/25/2010 is when I created him. But his actual birthday would be 1980 something? Though also never “aging” since fandom universes are a conundrum in that way???))
ironimprisoner asked: You'd probably kill me if I tried to hug you, and if you didn't then Hy most certainly would... But you just look like both of you could use a big hug. Can I pleeeease hug you without getting too many pieces of me shredded? D:
Now is your, one and only, golden opportunity. Don’t take it for granted.
mattismen asked: Uh.. Hi... I just thought I'd let you know, I had no idea your sweet Hy was dating someone when I asked for those less appropriate requests of her. I couldn't help it, she's a looker. Promise I won't do it again. But we're cool though... right... right?
I’ve been patiently waiting for the right moment to confer with…you. Are you aware that liars smell worse than infected? Yeah. Get out before I teach you what 5 rounds of 10g buckshot to the face feels like.
((Even with multiple references, this was a bitch to draw. Wow.))